1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 254

The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous s ex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 19...